- Unfortunately, the toy store’s “Coney Claus” Christmas campaign never really caught on
- “No, idiot. HAIR Club for Men. Not hare … HAIR!”
- History tells us precious little about Olan Mills’ first assistant.
- “Lucky rabbit’s foot, eh? Wellll, let’s see how YOU two like limping.”
- Obviously, Grandpa had gone off his meds again.
- “Believe me: once that new nanny settled in, those kids soon learned to behave.”
- Less than a week in, the State’s witness was having serious second thoughts about the Witness Protection Program
- “Officer, all we know is, the last time Dad adjusted the rabbit ears, something went horribly wrong.”
- And in that instant, the other contestants for World’s Ugliest Aunt knew they were done.
- Reviews were mixed for the jimmy Stewart reboot, “Harvey Adopts Some WASPs”