- Utterly devoid of fingernails, the discount roofers were ultimately unable to complete the inspection
- Biden continued to insist there were no national security risks to sensitive documents stored at his beach house
- “Yes, Donna, the contractor mentioned ‘skeleton crew’ but I let it slide.”
- Oh, great. White people. There goes the neighborhood.
- Reviews were mixed for Oliver Stone’s sequel, “Died On the Fourth of July”
- Despite everyone being dead, the Kappa Pre-Alpha fraternity reunion was a rousing success.
- History tells us precious little about barbecues during the Dark Ages.
- “Halloween,” muttered Satan’s realtor. “I love it.”
- Oddly, no one noticed the skeleton on the lawn with the 2×6 penis.
- Honey? The developer did move the graveyard, right? Right? Honey?
We are free! At last, no more waiting to be released!