- I always knew manipulating DNA would go badly.
- Old Testament scholars release revised version of the legendary Towel of Babel
- Tonight! On an all-new “When Knee Surgery Goes Bad!”
- “Just watch,” muttered Harold bitterly. “When we get in the theater, they’ll sit right in front of us.”
- The budget-challenged European nation hesitantly announced their new surveillance satellites.
- “Honey, I unshrunk the kids, and have a little bad news.”
- History tells us precious little about the first gender transition surgery
- NY Giants New Owner Announces New Team Mascots
- Reviews were mixed for the long-overdue remake of “Walking Tall”
- Lawyers postponed the reading of the will when Wilt Chamberlain’s parents showed up.
- The woke community gracefully welcomed Earth’s only remaining straight white couple
- “Look, Lucy,” Ted grumped. “When I said I wanted to get high…”