- Fortunately, the breeder was able to quickly spot the less clever puppy
- Somehow, the burglar on the right was able to make it to the side door
- “Mom, why does Corky keep running into walls?”
- History tells us precious little about Arthur Conan Doyle’s rejected manuscript, “The Terrier of the Baskervilles”
- It was the IQ part of the exam that killed Toby’s chances in the AKC finals
- “I’m sorry, Mrs. Johnson, but not every dog is cut out for a career in home security.”
- Reviews were mixed for the Stephen King reboot, “Cujo’s Slow Child”
- “Hey! Why are the neighbors, like, all blurry?”
- Tonight! On an all-new “Extremely Stupid Pet Tricks!”
- “Cat? What cat? I don’t see no cat.”