- Jim Beam Distillery Continues To Deny Rumors of Hostile Chinese Takeover
- Backstage at the auditions for “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf’s Mini-Bar?”
- Cream-colored Military Drone Plane Lands In Hanoi Kitchen, Pentagon Admits
- Jihadist Plot Foiled As TSA Agent Spots Tiny Terrorist Disguised As Bottle of Duty-Free Ouzo
- Zagat Reviewers Conflicted Over Five-Star Rating For “Tony’s Dysfunctional Family Pizzeria”
- Facing drastic budget cuts, Delta adds “frumpy” to list of stewardess job requirements
- Reviews were mixed for Nick Nolte’s remake of “The Glass Menagerie”
- Smithsonian Finally Opens Trunk of W.C. Field’s 4-Seater Hudson
- Charlie Sheen checks his baggage for the 30-minute flight
- “Welcome to Skid Row Panda Garden Lunch Buffet! Smoking or Non?”
Drunken customer…not notice cat taste. WHAT? Gotta make a living!