- The fireman was, indeed, unusually protective of his district’s hydrants
- Desperate for work, the brick mason resorted to radical marketing techniques
- Dead ACORN employees attempt to rally like-minded voters in urban Chicago
- Housing Slump Finally Hits Chimney Manufacturers
- “Three more hours holding this sign and I’m in the Guiness Book.”
- History tells us little about the first-ever New Jersey toll booth
- Lagging in the polls, the hopeful mayorial candidate angled for every last vote in Elk Knuckle, Nebraska
- With Christmas officially outlawed, Santa fell on hard times
- Surgeon General Approves Vaccine For Deadly ‘Flue Flu’
- Tim Burton’s “Scrooge” remake to feature Johnny Depp as “the Ghost of Christmas Emaciated”