- True, the witch was tough, but then Hansel’s home life was no bed of roses.
- Reviews were mixed over the newspaper’s “Free Child With Every Subscription” promo.
- Admittedly, “Hide & Seek” was not Timmy’s strongest suit.
- “How ’bout now? Can you read it NOW?”
- History tells us precious little about the first draft of “A Christmas Story”
- “Look, honey! Grandma got you a new blankie!”
- Preheat the oven, then loosely wrap the toddler. Add onions and witch-meal to taste.
- Aunt Jorell belched, then slurred, “Where’s who?”
- After reports of sensory overload, the weekly decided to nix their “Scratch ‘N Sniff” experiment
- “For unto you is born this day in the City of Dav … WHAT? 60% OFF?“