- “Roses are red, violets are … c’mon, c’mon, c’mon…”
- As the middle school thugs continued to destroy the lunchroom, Mrs. Johnson’s substitute teacher was hard pressed to find a relevant lesson plan
- It was nearly 8pm that Friday when the lonely bartender resorted to searching his rolodex.
- Reviews were mixed for the latest Bruce Willis sequel, ‘Die Hard With A Split Infinitive’
- “Ah. So THAT’S what she called me.”
- As his appearance on Jeopardy approached, the anal-retentive contestant tried in vain to find a synonym for ‘synonym.’
- The wounded spy desperately searched the Physicians’ Desk Reference before the poisoned dart in his cheek could have a chance to do its damage.
- “I still don’t get it,” struggled the meth-addled freshman. “Shouldn’t it be war OR peace?”
- Given the perp’s lack of thighs, the medical examiner was hard pressed to explain how ‘The Bad Pun Killer’ managed to stand at all
- History tells us precious little about Ireland’s first limerick, ‘There was a young lady from Loch Chlochar Bo Bhairtlimeid’