- As marijuana sales soared, Colorado authorities realized they’d have to start carding wildlife, too
- “Look at them, waiting patiently on line. These are the most polite Canadian refugees I ever saw.”
- “Well technically, Santa, my resumé is correct. When it’s foggy, my nose is much redder.”
- Sadly, not even the coveted ‘Bambi’ vote could resurrect Hillary’s campaign
- “Yeah, I’m interested in your cable TV bundle. Does it include the Cloven Hoof Network?”
- Tonight! On an all-new “Grocery Shopping Without Opposable Thumbs!”
- While the point man distracted the 7-11 clerk, his bitch cased the joint
- Reviews were mixed for Rudolph’s new tell-all book, I Was a Teenage Caribou Vampire
- “Seriously? You have 32 flavors?”
- Obviously challenging facebook, NatGeo rolls out its new fauna-focused social media platform, Antlerbook