- Egomaniac Attempts To Date His Own Face. Film at eleven.
- Later today, Oprah welcomes yoga master Hertzo Guud!
- Dateline 1481: Spanish Inquisition announces new “Make ’em Talk” campaign
- A Fruit-of-the-Loom spokesman has denied all claims of elastic waist-band malfunction.
- Guitarist James Taylor Maimed In Bizarre Open Tuning Experiment
- Reviews were mixed for Dr. Scholl’s new antiperspirant/athlete’s foot combo product
- Olympic hopeful injured after misreading shot-put manual
- Unfortunately, Dave learned the hard way about trusting Grecian Formula knock-offs
- History tells us precious little about M.C. Escher’s “human” period
- Man runs into himself, requires Fire Dept Intervention
IT IS DIFFICULT TO PLAY SCRABBLE WHILE DOING YOGA EXERCISES