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  • Reviews were mixed for Denzel’s upcoming biopic, “Billy Dee’s Incontinence”
  • As the street dance wound down, John Travolta began to get desperate
  • “Okay, tattoo master.” grumbled Dennis Rodman. “Let’s do the tongue. This gonna hurt?”
  • History tells us precious little about Louis Armstrong’s “blue water period”
  • It quickly became apparent that the Cargo Pants ‘R’ Us hiring manager would need to keep looking
  • Fortunately, the Coen Brothers opted for Arizona, rather than sticking with their first film treatment, “Raising Maryland”
  • Obviously, CVS had overestimated the appeal of its new “Frequent Rubbing Alcohol Purchase” incentive program
  • “Wait! WAIT!” screamed Queequeg, as Captain Ahab’s whaler began to pull away from the damp British docks.
  • Of course, Eric Holder denied Justice’s involvement in the breaking “guns for double-ply” scandal
  • “DAYUM, that new sriracha tuna melt at Subway is hot!”

One Comment

  1. Marvin was unceremoniously kicked out of the 8 ball gang shortly after the big cop car burn when he made the mistake of picking up the wrong kind of 12 pack for the after party.

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