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  • Eight Maimed In Polar Express Derailing
  • The elf could only stare as the evil iPhone closed in for the kill
  • “Well, the recipe said ‘300 degrees for 30 minutes’ so I figured ‘600 degrees for 15’ would take care of business.”
  • Reviews were mixed for Stephen King’s seasonal shocker, “A Christmas Misery”
  • “Oh! My bad. I thought you said ‘gimme a HAND’.”
  • The medical community cheered the first-ever chile pepper skin graft
  • “Remember,” said Smokey the Middle-Earth Bear, “only YOU can prevent forest elf fires!”
  • North Pole Subway Project Goes Awry
  • “Let’s all wish Dweezil a speedy recovery, and be sure to tune for next week’s edition of ‘Arctic Circle’s Got Talent’!”
  • Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

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