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  • Calling on all her skills, the zoo’s psychiatrist tried to talk Corbu down off the ledge.
  • “I haven’t had a nibble since dawn. Let’s cut bait and call it a day. First trough of beer’s on me!”
  • Lindsay Lohan Spotted With New Beau; Claims This Time It’s The Real Thing
  • “What is it you call this thing, small human? A…what? A parade? Bo-ring.”
  • Like all cartoons, most frequent flier plans, and Joe Biden’s teeth, Babar was tired of being fictional.
  • Homeland Security Unveils New Border Fence Scheme; PETA Clamors For Taxpayer-Funded Giant Butt Cushions
  • Tonight! On an all-new 24! Chloe recruits really large Tibetan rebels to help extract Jack Bauer from his evil Chinese captors!
  • Reviews were mixed for Dr. Suess’s latest rhyming primer, “Humpty Dumbo.”
  • “Look,” huffed the rabbi, “I’m all for some May/December romance, but this is off the chart!”
  • Sadly, the Republican Party never noticed the subtle shove from Code Pink’s dastardly dwarf.
  • “See, here’s the deal,” Vishnu cajoled, “last Saturday, Shiva got ticked at Ganesha…you know how he can get…and I, well, I’m gonna need your head.”

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